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"I don't know what's wrong, but, if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like your car is talking."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, talking car, talking cars, hood, hoods, car hood, car hoods, bonnet, bonnets, car bonnet, car bonnets, open and close, wrong, problem, problems, bad mechanic, bad mechanics, bad service, bad customer service, useless
"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
Tags:klan, the klan, robe, robes, wizard, grand wizard, gnome, gnomes, peasant, peasants, patient, patients, examination room, examination, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, treatment, treating, treatments, gown, gowns, pun, puns, play on words, word play, racism, racists, race, racist, disobedience, disobedient, obedient, obedience, obey, obeyed, check-up, check up, checkup, check-ups, checkups, check ups, hood, hoods, hooded, political, politics, ethnicity, nationality
Tags:yeti, yetis, the yeti, abominable snowman, the abominable snowman, abominable snowmen, mailbox, mailboxes, monster, monsters, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mail, postbox, postboxes, fur coat, fur coats, hood, hoods, fur hood, fur hoods, post, the post, mail box, mail boxes, snow, the snow
"I'm your problem."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, hood, hoods, under the hood, bonnet, bonnets, under the bonnet, engine, engine problems, engine trouble, problem, problems, car trouble, repair, repairs, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, mechanic, mechanics, technician, technicians, automotive, automotive technician, automotive technicians, auto mechanic, auto mechanic, car mechanic, car mechanic, creature, creatures, goblin, goblins, troll, trolls, gremlin, gremlins, man, men
"Welcome Death, Inc."
Tags:death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reaping, reap, reaps, grimme, scythe, scythes, hooded, hood, black, black robes, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, introduction, intro, introduce, introduced, business, businesses, welcome, welcomes, inc, corporate, corporation, corporate mixer, mixer, mixers, party, parties, after work, after hours, office mixer, office mixers, incorporated, big business, character, characters
Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'
"I don't care what 'the kids' are all wearing these days, brother Darren ..."
'Well, I think I know why you've been having trouble starting her.'
"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."
Tags:death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reaping, reap, reaps, grimme, scythe, scythes, hooded, hood, black, black robes, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, prison, prisons, jail, jails, sentence, sentencing, sentences, negotiate, negotiation, con, conning, conned, cons, bargain, bargains, crime, criminal, criminals, prisoner, prisoners, life imprisonment, life sentence, life
Shopping Centre - No Hoods.
'No, I meant the other hood release.'
"It's really a shame we happened to draw this judge..."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, horror, grotesque, strange, unusual, executioner, executioners, hood, hoods, hooded, black hood, creepy, scary, sinister
The Three Stylish Klansmen
Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.
"Hand over your self esteem, your high expectations, your privileged upbringing, I want everything!"
Tags:holdup, rob, robbery, stickup, hood, gun, pistol, privilege, upbringing, poor, rich, hand over, businessman, expectation, mugging, mugged, crime, briefcase, attack, middle class, class, daylight robbery, entitlement, advantage, equality, social justice, mental health, upbringing, self-esteem, briefcase, suit, burglar, mugger, stick-up, hold-up
'It just so happens that robbing the rich and giving to the poor is a Government monopoly!'
'So I'm gonna be your fairy godfather. Does that make you laugh? You think that's funny?
"Could the problem be emotional?"
Little Red Riding The Hood.
"Yeah, spreading your hood should make you look threatening, but in your case, it makes you look like a love-heart..."
'I know, I know, why do you think I always wear the hood?'