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"I'll be heading into the sunset now Emmy Lou... uh which way is west?"
"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."
"How, exactly, do we go back to your place?"
"I really like you, but your cat is freaking me out."
"Let's go someplace where I can talk."
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"New York may have the toughest divorce laws in the nation, but you and I have never shied away from adversity."
"And another thing …when is the last time you called me during peak hours?"
"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."
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"I was right! I just knew you were an 'Alfalfa Male'."
"Awww! How long have you been married?"
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"I thought 'friends with benefits' meant being able to borrow each other's cars."
"Is that my pipe?"
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"Not much action with the lady frogs, but the princesses are wearing me out."
"I just like these hooking-up apps for the swiping."
Elton was quite the snake charmer.
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"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."
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"I may be domesticated but I do have a wild side."
"I really like your parents. They go out a lot."
"So dude, tell me...what happened? Did you ask Estella out? Did she say 'yes'? Are you guys hooked up?"
Free laptop computer hook-up.
'How is your Thursday looking?'
You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.
"Wanna make out?": What would later be known as Bob's remarkable near-death experience.