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"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."
"I really like you, but your cat is freaking me out."
"And another thing …when is the last time you called me during peak hours?"
"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."
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"Awww! How long have you been married?"
"I thought 'friends with benefits' meant being able to borrow each other's cars."
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Elton was quite the snake charmer.
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"I really like your parents. They go out a lot."
"So dude, tell me...what happened? Did you ask Estella out? Did she say 'yes'? Are you guys hooked up?"
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'How is your Thursday looking?'
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"Wanna make out?": What would later be known as Bob's remarkable near-death experience.
'Let's hook up our computers and let them work out an equitable agreement.'
"Why are called Double Bacon Whopper?"
"My tinder hook-up says he's got a pony tail."
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He wasn't her type, but it was nice to be asked out. It was validating.
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