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"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."
"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."
"How, exactly, do we go back to your place?"
"I really like you, but your cat is freaking me out."
"Here are the office supplies-it's also where people weep or sexually harass each other."
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A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.
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"And another thing …when is the last time you called me during peak hours?"
"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."
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"I was right! I just knew you were an 'Alfalfa Male'."
"Awww! How long have you been married?"
"I thought 'friends with benefits' meant being able to borrow each other's cars."
"Let's go back to my place. That way, I'll already be home."
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"I just like these hooking-up apps for the swiping."
Elton was quite the snake charmer.
"You're my best male friend."
Christmas Hook Up
"I really like your parents. They go out a lot."
"WE hooked up on spacebook."
"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"
"So dude, tell me...what happened? Did you ask Estella out? Did she say 'yes'? Are you guys hooked up?"
'How is your Thursday looking?'
You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.
'Okay! I admit I'm dating you for your facebbok page and stylish clothes!'
Lover's Lane and E-Z Pass Lane.