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"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."
"I'm not looking for Mr. Right. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now."
"Want to skip lunch and cruise Canal for a pair of piano movers?"
"I really like you, but your cat is freaking me out."
"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"
"Here are the office supplies-it's also where people weep or sexually harass each other."
A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.
"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"
"Instead of mating for life, why can't we just be a flock with benefits?"
"If you knew how many times I changed my clothes before coming here, you wouldn't ask me to take them off."
"I slept with dogs. I got fleas."
"As you can see, this is not quite the 'live hookup' with my colleagues I had expected to bring you."
"Did you score with the twins last night?"