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"This is really embarrassing."
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'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'
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0100 hour. The Roomba uprising begins.
"Please continue. I'm all - briefcase! - ears."
Mr. Clean Enough
Tags:hygiene, hygienic, clean, cleaner, cleanliness, cleaning, chore, chores, household, household chores, housekeeping, house keeping, vacuum, vacuuming, hoover, hoovering, dusting, dust, dirt, grime, house, home, homes, good enough, reasonable, expectations, standard, standards, high standards, low standards, lower expectations, low expectations, high expectations, realistic, realistically
'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'
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Chet Blows Another Sale.
"I just do the little things that don't show up in the box score."
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"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
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The Jaye Edgar Hoover Building
'....I need to do push-ups more often. I just found my contacts.'
"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"
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Spider Darwin Awards goes to The Bug Vacuum
"Everybody, this is Mr. Bryce—Mr. Bryce is a salesman."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, introducing, introductions, salesman, salesmen, sales, vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, hoover, hoovers, door-to-door sales, door-to-door salesman, door-to-door salesmen, door to door sales, door to door salesman, door to door salesmen, leisure, business, businessmen, businessman
'...I'll be over there, waiting in the bushes.'
'And this buton, here, puts it into super suction...'
I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.
Mrs Foster.. Liposuction is a complex surgical procedure, you should never have tried it with a hoover."
"Who knew they had interns in the Hoover administration."
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'Ah, Roomba... my old nemesis.'
'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'
Hoovering up before firemen go in.
A woman's work is never done.
Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.