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'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'
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"I scattered her ashes. Then I changed my mind."
"Please continue. I'm all - briefcase! - ears."
Mr. Clean Enough
Tags:hygiene, hygienic, clean, cleaner, cleanliness, cleaning, chore, chores, household, household chores, housekeeping, house keeping, vacuum, vacuuming, hoover, hoovering, dusting, dust, dirt, grime, house, home, homes, good enough, reasonable, expectations, standard, standards, high standards, low standards, lower expectations, low expectations, high expectations, realistic, realistically
"I just do the little things that don't show up in the box score."
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I give up. What is it?
Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming
Ned helped out
'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'
A woman's work is never done.
Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.
"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"
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'Just don't try to help me.'
'You're blocking up the electricity!'
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'Hey, Don. Check out the new attachment I got for vacuuming the stairs!'
'Oh, that's Kevin from the NBA development League, We signed him to a 10-day contract and he's been a huge help,'
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'Look Arthur! Your Holy Grail!'
'Nature abhors a vacuum; what's your excuse?'
'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'
'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'
"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"
'My gift from Wally sucks big time...'