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"This is really embarrassing."
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'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'
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0100 hour. The Roomba uprising begins.
"Please continue. I'm all - briefcase! - ears."
'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'
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Chet Blows Another Sale.
"I just do the little things that don't show up in the box score."
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'....I need to do push-ups more often. I just found my contacts.'
"Everybody, this is Mr. Bryce—Mr. Bryce is a salesman."
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'And this buton, here, puts it into super suction...'
'...I'll be over there, waiting in the bushes.'
Mrs Foster.. Liposuction is a complex surgical procedure, you should never have tried it with a hoover."
'Ah, Roomba... my old nemesis.'
'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'
Hoovering up before firemen go in.
Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.
-"You pay a small deposit, then nothing for six months." -"Who told you about me?"
'We're big fans of your work.'
'You're blocking up the electricity!'
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'Just don't try to help me.'
'Oh, calm down. You've been whining about that speck of dirt in your eye...'
'Oh, that's Kevin from the NBA development League, We signed him to a 10-day contract and he's been a huge help,'
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'Hey, Don. Check out the new attachment I got for vacuuming the stairs!'
Carol wisely got a vacuum with a mulching attachment.