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Are you the technician's assistant responsible for this X-ray?'
'This one's a lawyer...no need to sterilize anything.'
"You're suffering from defective media image. What you need is a spin doctor."
Emergency room fickle of fate.
'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'
'So honey, it looks like you weren't pregnant after all. Turns out, it was just the boys having some fun!'
'The good news is, we know what's wrong with you.'
Patient with pot stuck on his head being taken to 'Numpty' ward
Kid to armed forces man: Will your tonsils be removed by the Surgeon General?
Mr Polakowski, can you read that? Read it? I actually know the guy!
"A second opinion? All right, but I charge double for that."
'Well, Mary, you've already screwed up you first two kids. This could be you last chance...'
Buffet Every Wed.