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"Oh, I just find vertical stripes more flattering for my figure."
"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"
"It's part of the punishment. Horizontal stripes make me look fat!"
"I hate my stripes. They make me look fat."
"The worst part is the horizontal stripes."
"No, I don't fancy them, their shirts make me look fat."
'It's part of the punishment. Horizontal stripes make me look fat.'
Peel, master of illusion. - 'Hmmm... disappointingly rotund.' - 'Do you want honey on your toast?' - 'Sod off!' -
You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.
'I hate having horizontal stripes: They make us look so fat!'
"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."