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Honk if you've committed a crime.
"Why isn't my car horn magically fixing everything?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicle, truck, trucks, driver, drivers, driving, drive, traffic, bad traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, crowded, jammed, packed, bumper-to-bumper, bumper to bumper, gridlock, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, honk, honking, horn, horns, car horn, car horns, magic, impatient, impatience, aggression, aggressive, road rage, angry, anger, not moving, parked, transportation
"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"
(Hey! Great chops!)
"If you pause for just a beat before 'and the home of the brave,' it helps to sell the bit."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, seal, seals, circus, circuses, trick, tricks, horn, horns, playing, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, national anthem, national anthems, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, advice, advising, performer, performers, performing
Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."
Tags:public funding, funding, arts, debate, debates, violence, politics, government, governments, congress, national endowment for the arts, politicians, politicians, artist, artists, art, money, finances, financing, controversy, controversies, defunding, controversial, performer, performers, performance, performances, entertainer, entertainers, entertainment, animal, animals, trick, tricks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, horn, horns, circus, music, seal of approval, seals of approval, approved
Horn Section in a Jazz Band
"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
Tags:viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval
Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.
Tags:stag, stags, ram, rams, mountain ram, mountain rams, airbag, airbags, butt head, butts heads, butting heads, clash, clashes, clash of heads, horn, horns, horned ram, horned rams, auto safety, safety feature, safety features, wild animal, wild animals, car safety, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, car, cars, car sales, car buyer, car buyers
"So I like rutting. So sue me."
Tags:rut, rutting, ruts, adultery, adulterers, promiscuous, promiscuity, philander, philanderer, philanderers, arrogance, arrogant, mate, mating, mates, reproduce, reproduction, season, in season, deer, deers, doe, does, relationship, relationships, fight, fighting, fights, antler, antlers, horn, horns
'Actually I'm self-taught.'
Tags:music, musics, musical, instrument, instruments, tuba, tubas, horn, horns, brass, self taught, self-taught, conductor, conductors, musician, musicians, idiot, idiots, fool, fools, wrong, wrongness, incorrect, introduce, introduces, introduction, introductions, explain, explains, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.
"He's from Texas."
Tags:deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, religious, god, religions, religious imagery, hell, hellish, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, underworld, under world, under-world, hades, demon, demonic, horn, horns, horned, texas, texan, bigger in texas, do it big in texas, big, bigger is better, cowboy, cow boys, southern, southerners, deep south, region, regions, regional, south america, america
"It's the guy behind us. He says his horn is broken."
Tags:driver, drivers, driving, aggressive driver, aggressive drivers, horn, horns, car horn, car horns, traffic, stuck in traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, bad driver, bad drivers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, the commute, aggression, aggressive, aggressiveness, beeping horns, honking horns
Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, horn, horns, nose, noses, face, faces, facial, rhinoplasty, nose job, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeries, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, surgeons, doctor, doctors, appointment, appointments, consultation, consultations, medical, medicine, vain, vanity, beauty, insecure, insecurity, model, models, office, offices, clinic, clinics, size, sizes, reduction, reductions, shape, shapes, word play, wordplay
The Horn of By-Products
Tags:horn of plenty, waste, wastage, biological waste, biological wastage, hospital waste, hospital wastage, cremation, cremate, by product, by products, by-product, by-products, cornucopia, cornucopias, the cornucopia, greek, ancient greeks, the ancient greeks, greek mythology, greeks, amalthea, the goat amalthea, horn, horns, cultural icon, cultural icons, secondary product, secondary products, surgery, surgeries, sewage, sewage waste, human waste, human remains, surgeon, surgeons
'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'
Tags:seal, seals, perform, performs, performance, performances, musical concert, concerts, concert, gig, gigs, audience, audiences, crowd, crowds, horn, horns, honk, honks, honked, honking, unexpected, surprise, surprises, surprised, unanticipated, unwanted, disappointed, disappointing, close to home
"Did you bring the weed?"
"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, self-driving, self-honking, honk, honking, horn, horns, car horn, car horns, traffic, road rage, technology, city, cities, urban, city life, urban life, modern life
And could you put in a louder horn?'
'That one must be the dominant male'
"Unicorns do exist!"
Tags:unicorn, unicorns, unicorn horn, unicorn horns, rare, legendary, magical, mythical, creature, creatures, exist, proof, evidence, hunter, hunter, hunt, hunting, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, rifle, rifles, hunting rifle, hunting rifles, shooter, shooters, shoot, kill, killed, trophy, trophies, horn, horns, animal, animals, game, game hunter, game hunters, game hunting, safari, extinct, extinction, last unicorn, endangered, endangered species, destruction, environmental destruction, poaching, poach
One of the hazards of outdoor weddings.
'That's just sick!'