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Horoscope Cartoons and Comics

Horoscope cartoon 1 of 206

Horoscope cartoons, Horoscope cartoon, funny, Horoscope picture, Horoscope pictures, Horoscope image, Horoscope images, Horoscope illustration, Horoscope illustrations

'Here's mine, water dominates, dress warm as you enter a chilly phrase...'

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

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"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

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'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

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"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

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"I don't need to check your chart! The best time for you to have surgery is right now!"

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"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

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"My client pleads not guilty on the grounds that Saturn was transiting his natal Pluto at the time of the incident."

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"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

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"I was actually born in September, but I identify as a Pisces."

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"All mine says is that I often give in to feelings of envy and that I should appreciate what I have. But your horoscope is better."

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"These antidepressants should help with your natal Saturn-Pluto conjunction."

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'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

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'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'

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'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

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'My horoscope says I'll be noticed by people who count.'

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'And now over to Mrs Miggins for our financial forecasts...'

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'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

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'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

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'Your horoscope says 'a brilliant day for adventure and romance'.'

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'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '

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"According to my Zip Code, I prefer non-spicy foods, enjoy tennis more than golf, subscribe to at least one news-oriented periodical, own between thirty and thirty-five ties, never buy lemon-scented products, and have a power tool in my basement, but none

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'Here's your problem. The software was manufactured in November and your computer was manufactured in February. Sagittarius is incompatible with Aquarius.'

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