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'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'
To his dismay, Vern's entire surgical team passes out at the sight of blood,
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"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
Tags:monster, sea monster, sea monsters, monsters, monstrous, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourist season, tourist trap, tourist traps, occult beast, occult, beast, beasts, shore, shores, seashore, sea shore, swimming, swim, swims, beaches, beach, coast, coastal break, season, end of the season, summer, summer time, pity, pitiful, cthulu, lovecraft, lovecraftian, lovecrafts, tentacle, tentacles, tentacled, at the beach, family, family holiday, family holidays, kaiju, kaiju, cosmic horror, horrors, cosmic entity
"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"
Tags:laptop, laptops, tech, technological, computer, computers, monitor, monitors, screen, screens, escape, escaped, escapes, key, horror, horrors, movie, movies, film, films, reference, pop culture, cinema, horror genre, horror movie, keyboard, keyboards, qwerty, hand, hands, haunt, haunts, haunted, haunting, scare, scared, scary, halloween
"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."
Tags:interruption, interrupted, interrupt, interrupts, beast, beasts, monster, monsters, distraction, distracted, distract, distracts, gun, guns, revolver, smoking gun, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, landline, home phone, horror, horrors, classic horror, creepy, spooky, scary, imagery, halloween
Nightmare on Every Street
Tags:nightmare, nightmares, film, films, horror film, horror films, horrors, maga, maga hat, maga hats, election slogan, election slogans, trump slogan, trump slogans, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, us presidential election 2016, 2016 election, 2016 elections, 2016 presidential election, election, elections, election coverage, presidential race
"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."
Tags:loose thread, loose threads, thread, threads, string, strings, sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, possessed, possession, demonic possession, demonic possessions, scare, scares, scaring, horror, horrors, halloween, afraid, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
Little Shop of Horrors
Tags:horror, horrors, gross, gross-out, grosses out, grossing out, ointment, ointments, false teeth, fear, fears, horror show, horror shows, salve, salves, nose hair, nose hairs, dentures, denture, earwax, bodily function, bodily functions, disgust, drugstore, drugstores, drug store, drug stores, chemist, chemists, phobia, phobias, phobic, nauseating
"What? Fish Again?"
Tags:married life, marriage, fish, fishes, sleeping with the fishes, cooking, cook, cooks, cookery, ingredient, ingredients, subvert, subverted, subversion, giant animal, strike back, strikes back, animal, giant, giant animal, guest, guests, dinner, dinners, dining, wife, wives, husbands and wives, suspicious, suspiciously, doom, doomed, horror, horrors, food, foodie, foodies, food blog, food blogger, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism
"And that's how babies are made."
A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.
"You know very well it's a good ten minutes till closing, Charlie."
The cinema of the Absurd.
"I understand they're pretty much extinct everywhere else."
Tags:extinct, extinction, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mass extinction, mass extinctions, horror, horrors, horror show, horror shows, horror film, horror films, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scaring, monster, monsters, general store, general stores, desert town, desert towns, hallucinate, hallucinates, hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinating
Real Ghoul Mom and Dad
Tags:parents, parent, ghoul, ghouls, horrors, vampires, frankenstein's monster, halloweens, vamp, vamps, mythical being, mythical beings, mythical monster, mythical monsters, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mom, moms, embarrassing parent, embarrassing parens, monster, monsters, horror, vampire, frankenstein, home, halloween
Someone is Out There Watching.
Tags:college, university, university life, universities, colleges, watching, watches, attached, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, parents, parent, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, horror, horrors, parody, parodies, overbearing, overbears, overwhelming, checking, check, check up, checking up, stalk, stalking, stalks, stalker, stalked, education, educational
"I'm delighted to let my beloved brother pass out presents to the good little boys and girls, so long as I can take care of the rest!"
"All right―what's the trouble this time?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, monster, monsters, nightmare, nightmares, cry, cries, crying, crying infants, boy who cried wolf, irritated, irritation, irritations, irritating, scream, screams, screaming, wail, wails, wailing, false alarm, false alarms, justified, justification, monster in the closet, monsters in the closet, wake, wakes, wake up, wakes up, waking up, frighten, frightens, frightened, frightening, monstrous, scare, scares, scary, horror, horrors, horrific, fear, fears
A pair of fishermen see themselves reflected in the water as skeletons.
"We don't spank in our family- we just use the discipline clown."
Tags:demolition, demolitions, demolitions service, demolition services, demolish, demolished, monster, monsters, monstruous, beast, beasts, creature, creatures, house, houses, home, homes, hellish, hell, horror, horrors, horror story, tale, tales, creepy, scary, spooky, halloween, happy halloween, haunted, haunting, strange, surreal
Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room
Tags:terror, fear, feared, scared, scary, horror, horrors, threat, threatened, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, modern, modern life, modern fear, fears, first world problems, first world, first-world, problems, problem, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dinner, dine, dines, dining experience, fine dining, entertainment, food, eating out, eating, foodie, food lover, stress, stressed
'...and our work environment offers..well...wonderful horror stories to tell your grandkids.'
'It's a horror-comedy.'