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'Well any Pal o' yours is a pal o' mine.'
"They breed the finest racehorses in the world...'
'Stop trying to nurse me, I'm a shetland pony. We're raised to be like this. . . Lord knows why.'
'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'
"Mom! Gus keeps saying that I'm not a thoroughbred! Can you show him my registration papers?"
"If a horse's head is pointing south, where is the tail pointing?"
"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."
'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'
'Presenting the award for the most improved horse of the year....'
'The new penalty for soring Walking Horses provides for soring of the sorer!...
'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'
'What he needs to make him win, I can't give him....
'Hank Ballerback was a brilliant breeder. But his lilliputian horses were rather a flop.'