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'Well any Pal o' yours is a pal o' mine.'
'Stop trying to nurse me, I'm a shetland pony. We're raised to be like this. . . Lord knows why.'
'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'
"Mom! Gus keeps saying that I'm not a thoroughbred! Can you show him my registration papers?"
"If a horse's head is pointing south, where is the tail pointing?"
'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'
"I'm being put out to stud."
'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'
'Presenting the award for the most improved horse of the year....'
'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'
"Naw, that's not a Palomino. . . that's a palindrome horse!"