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"Dave, remember when you said you were hungry enough to eat a horse?"
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'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.
"Well Lucky, for starters, I think the horseshoe was a bad idea."
'The man from Findus won't be interested in us as long as we remember to moo.'
'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'
"I just wish I hadn't named her Yummy."
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'Shocking, that anyone would want to eat me, I'm sure you all agree.'
'He asked me if I wanted to put anything on my burger, so I had a tenner each way.'
'How long do you reckon they've been passing off horsemeat for beef?'
'Please sir could I have some more? Only this time with more protein and a dash of piri piri sauce and no horsemeat.'
Horseradishes guaranteed 100% horse free!
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'We'll need to work on your pronunciation...it's 'Hors D'oeuvres', not 'Horse D'oeuvres'...'
'I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse!'
'How's the government going to stop the use of horse meat in burgers?'
Pot Luck Cafe: All you can digest £5.
'Lasagne, lasagne, my kingdom for lasagne.'
'Can you guarantee that your horse meat burgers have no beef in them..?'
Beef burgers without horse meat: the only guy you can trust!
'Do these burgers taste funny to you?'
'To be honest, I'm more worried about what they've done with the rest of it.'
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'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'
'I'll have the vegetarian option please.'
'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'
Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.
'Two meal deals... and don't spare the horses.'