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Upon review of the finish photo, race officials discovered cheating on the part of Turf King.
'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'
'Well this could be a problem.'
'Wait a minute...what do I win by winning this thing?'
Jockey with blinkers.
"Come on, Lucky Lady!"
'Look Gloria its the Shetland Grand National!'
'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'
Biggest Hat Award
'How did it go at the track today, dear?'
"I got through just in time! I'm surprised you hadn't thought of it - I've just bet the maximum on every horse in the race to win and each way..."
"Just passed the post - sadly not first, but last in the previous race!"
'My dad's very kind to animals. Yesterday he put his shirt on a horse that was scratched.'
'Do you think he'll win the second race?' - 'Yes, because he's running in the first race.'
'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'
'This is the only place where the windows clean the people.'
'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'
'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'
Speedy magic carpet.
'Now, what brings you lovely people here?'
'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'
'He failed the drugs test.'
'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'