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Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)
"It's the porch plants - can they come in?"
"Have you been using herbal remedies again?"
"This one's so beautiful it's almost a shame to pull it out.-but then, a weed's a weed!"
'You are charged, under the Horticultural Discrimination Act, of habitually siting curry plants in a less favourable location than that afforded to your native English herbs.'
It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.
'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'
'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'
"What again? You're not a two-time blooming flower and I'm blowed if I'm a busy bloomin' bumble-bee!"
The happy gardener
The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.
You can take the man out of Kew...
You can take the girl out of Kew...
'Okay class, you can tell that this is a dogwood tree by its bark.'
Thanks for feeding the plants.
'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'
"It's the most beautiful flower in the world - needs protecting from birds though!
Giant climbs down award winning sunflower.
Jack climbs beanstalk and sees an angel standing on a cloud.
Watering the garden gnome