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'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'
Firemen's New Year
Tags:chinese new year, fireman, firemen, fire man, fire men, hose pipe, hose pipes, hosepipe, hosepipes, hose, hoses, dragon, dragons, chinese dragon, chinese new year, firefighter, firefighters, fire fighter, fire fighters, spring festival, the spring festival, firefighting, parade, parades, carnival, carnivals, puppet, puppets, dragon puppet, dragon puppets, chinese dragon, chinese dragons
Clowns tending lawn.
Tags:jester, jesters, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, garden chore, garden chores, garden work, yard work, yard chore, yard chores, entertainer, entertainers, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, hose pipe, hose pipes, prank, pranks, practical joke, practical jokes, leafblower, leafblowers, leaf blower, leaf blowers, leaf-blower, leaf-blowers
'There! another batch of clean coal.'
"Due to budget cuts this is the replacement for the drinking fountain."
Tags:budget cut, budget cuts, drinking fountain, drinking fountains, water fountain, water fountains, hose pipe, hose pipes, downsizing, downsize, downsized, downsizes, cost cutting, cutting costs, cutback, cutbacks, downturn, downturns, hose-pipe, hose-pipes, working environment, working environments
Drinking water: Mountain Spring / Sparkle Creek / Garden Hose.
When he is in trouble, be prepared to help out of course.
Tags:garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening chore, gardening chores, garden chore, garden chores, yard chore, yard chores, yard work, garden work, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, helpful, good, bad, hosepipe, hosepipes, hose pipe, hose pipes, lawn mower, lawn mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, thelwell
'Aww, c'mon, man, you can at least take a few dollars for saving my life.'
'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'
Flying Elephant and Car Washer,
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, wash, washing, washes, washed, hose pipe, hose pipes, cleaning, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaners, car wash, car washes, chore, chores, households, elephant, elephants, dumbo, flying, fly, flies, flew, trunk, trunks, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater, poo, bird poo, guano, pooh, poos, faeces, carwash
Spiro, Pusho and the Carwash
'Are you married?'
Man ignores plants in need of water.
Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.
'Your father'll do anything to avoid filling a few watering cans.'
Colonic irrigation: Cancelled due to hosepipe ban.
Who ordered the tap water?
Paper reads HOSE-PIPE BAN: Noah's wife says: 'You're not going to believe this, Noah.'
"I've got two teenage daughters and only one bathroom! This is the only way I can take a shower!"