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"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."
Tags:bedside manner, bed side manner, surgeon, surgeons, consultant, consultants, medical, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, patient, patients, suffer, suffering, spiritual, listen, listens, sympathy, empathy, negligent, negligence, procedure, medical student, medical students, med student, med students, training, robotic, robotics, demeanor, demeanour, eye contact
'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.'
''AAAIIIGGGHHH'...So would that be a 'yes' to the question 'I believe my needs are understood'?'
'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'
'It's important to treat all our patients as individuals...this for example is individual number 78/yh5-fg34c.'
'Due to cutbacks we've had to accept a sponsor for your stitches.'
Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.
'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'
'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'
'I wish I had learned more trivia.'
'According to the hospitals new electronic patients records system he's pregnant.'
I.V. snap in elevator.
'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'
'Great news! We found a donor body!'
"@BabyEthan just endorsed you for the skill: Obstetric Sonography."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, radiologist, radiologists, radiology, ultrasound, ultrasounds, technician, technicians, ultrasonography, obstetric ultrasound, obstetric sonography, sonographer, sonographers, sonogram, sonograms, baby, babies, pregnancy, pregnancies, fetus, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, image, images, modern life, modern technology, endorsement, endorsements, endorse, skill, skills, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones
"You both appear to be in excellent health."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, examination, examinations, exam, exams, healthy, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics
"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."
"By the time we got him in here, he had already lost an awful lot of liquidity."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, liquidity, asset, assets, money, finances, personal finances, unhealthy, in danger, financial risk, financial problems, financial issues, money problems, money issues, liquid asset, liquid assets, economics, business, businessman, businessmen
"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"
Tags:screenplay, screenplays, writer, writers, hollywood, actor, actors, director, directors, producer, producers, film, films, movie, movies, movie maker, movie makers, filmmaker, filmmakers, film maker, film makers, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians
"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, superpower, superpowers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, shazam, lightning, unconscious, knocked out, explosion, explosions
"First, we numb you by showing you today's headlines."
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, operating theatre, operating theatres, operating room, operating rooms, media, news, newspaper, newspapers, magazine, magazines, technology, online, fake news, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, smartphone, smartphones, headline, headlines, anaesthetized, anaesthetize, anesthetized, anesthetize, anaesthetised, anaesthetise, anaesthetist, anaesthetists, anesthetist, anesthetists, painkiller, painkillers, numbing, numb, numbed
A doctor looks at a nurse and imagines a skeleton
Tags:doctor, doctors, nurse, nurse, 1940s nurse, 1950s nurse, hospital, hospitals, skeleton, skeletons, x-ray, x-rays, professional, professionalism, professionals, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, 1950s, colleague, colleagues, radiologist, radiologists, bone, bones, orthopaedic surgeons, orthopaedic surgeon
'Surgery went well, Mr. Moore. I had a lot of fun rebuilding your knee joint.'
Tags:doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, knee joint, knee joints, knee, knees, joint, joints, lego, rebuild, rebuilds, rebuilding, rebuilt, operating theater, operating theatre, hospital, hospitals, injure, injures, injury, injuries, injured, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'
Tags:injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, swell, swells, swelling, swollen, squeeze, squeezes, squeezing, squeezed, ankle, ankles, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeries, bandage, bandages, bandaged, bandaging, tight, tightly, tighten, tightens, inflate, inflates, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers