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"Fill out this tag and attach it to your big toe."
'Rooms are $200 a day. Did you want nurses. . .? Bed. . .? Sheets. . .?'
Hospital Admissions: 'Intensive and/or expensive care?'
"Do you have any pre-existing conditions?"
HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS, 'For your hospital gown, do you prefer paper or plastic'
HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS, 'For your hospital gown, do you prefer paper or plastic?'
'Thanks for telling me you eat too much fat, but it's not that kind of admissions.'
'Intensive and or expensive care?'
'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'
'Who should we notify in case of an emergency?'
Medical bills send a patient back into intensive care.
Hospital admissions: 1st and 2nd opinions.
Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'
'Who should we notify in case of an emergency'
'No insurance? We don't appreciate comedians round here!'
Hospital Admissions - "The hospital isn't admitting any liability this morning, gentlemen."
"Hello, I've come to visit my husband. I believe he was admitted with severe hypochondria."