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'I can't give you my cell phone number. If you need assistance, use the nurse's bell.'
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"If you need anything just log on with your personal pin code to the hospitals intranet where you'll find instructions for accessing the site where you can notify staff of any requirements you may have."
"The good news is that the number of patients complaining about their care has gone down...the bad news is that it's because they're all dead!"
'We're all going to die...get over it!'
'We've had to lay off most of the nurses to pay for the locums...'
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'Whatever Mrs Widdlington wants I need you to sort it out immediately...she's got 34,000 followers on Twitter.'
'I thought for patient feedback there was a form you were meant to fill in?'
'Water? I'll just see if I can find someone who's completed the optimal patient rehydration management course!'
'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'
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'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'
'Quality patient care is all about clear compassionate communications...was that less than 140 characters?'
"C'mon, walk it off!"
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'Well he may be dead, but if it's any compensation the NHS is the envy of the world!'
'You need the toilet...hand on I think I might have an app for that.'
'If you need a nurse just press the emergency button...you'll find one 5 miles down the A564 at St Swithens.'
'Quickly get some help, he needs the toilet and he's got 40,000 followers on twitter.'
'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'
Someone should be with you later, they're all on a patient care course.'
'You can visit your mum in Ward C from 2 am until 3, Ward D from 3 until 5 am then it'll be Ward C until 6 and the corridor after that...'
'And this is nurse Jenkins...who we'll be blaming if the hospital kills your husband...'
'Thank you for all your help. You're like a good photocopy machine. You make a lasting impression.'
"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."
"...impressive bedside manor I thought."