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'I can eat anything I want? Is that because I'm well or is it my last meal?'
'The IV needs salt.'
'You haven't touched your lunch.'
"He would've been out last week, but he got sick eating hospital food."
"Oh sorry. I gave you American apple pie. You're supposed to get the apple pie from a former Soviet Republic."
"We've been told to introduce a more varied diet....Do you want your peas with chips or without chips?"
'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeout menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the high st!'
'Could I have a doggie bag?'
"Nurse, I have a complaint. I asked for the house fressing for my salad and they put a bandage on it."
'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'
"Nurse, I have a complaint. I asked for the house dressing for my salad and they put a bandage on it."
'Of course his appetite's improved...it's the medical marijuana.'
"Wow, I can smell something far beyond the expiration date!"
'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'
'I had no idea that hospital food was this bad!'
'Yuk! I'm too young to die! Send out for pizza!'
'Oh, come on, Mr. Edwards...the Brussels sprouts aren't THAT bad.'
NHS - This is a bring your own food hospital.
"I checked in with a broken hip. The food poisoning came later."
"When did the hospital start serving its meals in petrie dishes?"
'I'd like to be fed intravenously. I've heard about your hospital food!'
IV Bags: Main and Afters
'Nurse, can I have another slice of coffee please?'