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'Sorry, staff shortage.'
"It's the worst part of working here...spending so much time with people at the end of their tether, ill, stressed, desperate for help..."
"It's the only way we can meet NICE's 'Safer Staffing' levels, unfortunately it only works on the dementia ward!"
"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."
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"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."
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'We're a bit short of staff so if no-one answers the red button then you should try screaming 'Help me HELP ME Dear God I'm Dying' as loud as you can!'
'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'
'...Brad says he stuck a dime up his nose when he was 3 and he's betting us $50 that it's still in there.'
'These robots will cut infections by 50%.'
Nurses make it better.
'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'
'Sir, visiting hours are for the patients, not the nurses.'
'I'm hoping he will be the solution to the nurses shortage crisis.'
Cracked Quacks strip: Doctor in fancy dress frightens patient.
",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."
Maternity ward "Watch out for sudden pops!"
"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"
"I've come to visit my husband: he's the one who collapsed outside when he saw the car-parking charges..."
"Could you help me to fit 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"
"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."
"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"
"The government wants to introduce more flexibility into our working hours... starting with the 108 hour weekend!"