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'When you perform the surgery, please don't remove any of my untapped potential.'
A feast in a hospital bed.
'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'
'If by 'recalcitrant' you mean 'dead'. you're correct.'
"It would be sad if he wasn't so damned cute."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, hospitalized, hospitalised, doctor, doctors, nurse, grim reaper, grim, reaper, grim reapers, sick, sickness, ill, illness, patient, patients, child, cute, medical, medical center, medical centre, pediatrics, paediatrics, death, dying, medicine, treatment, medical treatment, angel of death, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humor, pale rider, thanatos
'That's why patients shouldn't be told certain things.'
'Could I have a doggie bag?'
'First the good nes, Mrs Wimbrell - it's not CJD. But the bad news is that your husband has TMS...'
'I'm sure you didn't mean it, son, but in the future step over the sidewalk cracks.'
Translation into non-celebrities
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"Friend or enema?"
'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and medicare doesn't cover everything.'
'Apparently the drugs make me hallucinate, not that I've noticed.'
'There's nothing we can do. You've heard of our state flower...you have our state virus.'
"Great News Mr Wilkins...you'll still be able to play the harmonica."
"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"
Hospital patient using his thermometer on the remote control.
The joke is on us. We thought we had you covered for every kind of accident.
Board meeting taking place at a hospital bed.
Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.
"You know you're getting old when you can find your way around all the local hospitals blindfolded."
Tags:old age, retirement, retired, retiring, retire, retires, illness, ill health, bad health, unhealthy, hospital, hospitals, hospitalized, hospitalize, in hospital, hospitalised, hospitalise, sick, sickness, elderly, elder, elders, elderly care, healthcare, health care, getting old, getting older, dark humor, dark humour