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"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."
"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"
"I just want to eat! I don't want to see a storyboard of our dinner."
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"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."
"Go home, maybe my regulars will come back."
"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."
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"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."
"They know me here."
"The special is halibut because It's getting kind of old."
"When you asked for my recommendations, sir, you may recall that the rognons de veau was not among them."
"The sands are not golden."
"I've had a long day, so I don't want anything that will put up much of a struggle."
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"Buck up, go home and be nice to the new kitty."
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"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"
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"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."
"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."
"It's all on the menu. I don't do specials."
"This smells really funny. Is that going to be a problem for you?"
"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."
"There's no such thing as a free lunch."
"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"
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"Don't worry, Jimmy. If I die you'll be taken care of. Quickly."
"His drink, the nut bowl and his bank account are all empty."
"The Manhattan clam chowder,… Soho, Chelsea, east village or upper west side?"