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'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'
"Boy, you're all bubbly. I'm feeling a bit drained myself."
'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'
"No, no, no! That's not for spells! I bought a hot tub."
"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."
"I'm just doing a spot of pruning in the garden."
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'This place is awesome! Check it out. His and hers loofah brushes.'
'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'
"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"
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If the Pilgrims had landed in California.
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Who knew this place had a hot tub.
'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'
'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'
"I'm just damn glad that I didn't miss being part of the me generation."
'I think the magic starts to happen when the water gets warm and starts to bubble?'
"What!...You've never seen a jacuzzi before, officer?"
'The Dockland Spirits came with the Jacuzzi.'
'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'
'The joke's on them, Algy!'
"No one ever shows up for our Jacuzzi moat parties."
Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.
"Yeah, I used to hate water too, but that was before I was introduced to the delight that is soaking in a hot tub..."
"When I think about all the sticks I chased after, and what it did to my joints. . ."
"Are you coming in, it's lovely and warm?"