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"I know a recipe for hot chocolate that will make you kill again."
'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'
"Care to join me in a toast? I'll get the marshmallows."
'I collect exercise videos...Every evening I have cheesecake and hot chocolate while I watch them.'
'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'
Snowman selling hot chocolate
'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'
Enjoying the poshest hot chocolate ever!
'Dek, my coco results came back positive.'
The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.
Coffee - hot chocolate - nuclear holocaust.
"Our sales rate looks bad? Well, when I feel bad, some cookies and a hot chocolate work perfectly!"
"Yes, it's rum alright, but I also have a thermos of hot chocolate for when I have to rescue minors..."
'This is NOT a grande extra whipped cream hot chocolate with caramel drizzle!'
Honest Vending Machine
"This tastes the same...why the different price?"
'We're going into cold water and HE'S drinking the hot chocolate!'
'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'
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Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'
'May I have five buck for a hot chocolate, sir? — coffee makes me nervous.'
The only thing more difficult than getting blood from a stone is getting Ovaltine from an elephant...
Death warmed up
'I used to be a lawyer - spare ten quid for a cappuccino with extra chocolate and double whipped cream?'