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'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'
"It's too hot to eat."
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"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."
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'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'
"A warming spell caught him with too much coat."
"This heat is killing me. Let's get a drink in Little Antarctica?"
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It's Really, Really, Really, Hot!
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"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."
Tags:global warming, climate change, hot weather, destination, destination vacation, destination vacations, vacation, vacations, vacationing, icecap, icecaps, melt, melts, melting, glacier, glaciers, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, beachfront, beachfront property, beachfront properties, beach, beaches, polar, polar ice, antarctica, antarctic, arctic, vacation, vacations, vacationing, north pole, south pole
"Apparently, it has something to do with el Niño."
Tags:el nino, storm, storms, storm system, storm systems, heaven, gates of heaven, climate change, warm weather, warm climate, warm climates, global warming, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, climate, change, changes, changing, hot weather, tropical, lush, rainforest, rainforests, rain forest, rain forests, afterlife, afterlives
"Of course some creatures have proved more able to adapt to changing climate conditions than others."
Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.
News Item: Hot weather dehydration can cause loss of memory.
Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.
Dog in the desert trying to reach a toilet.
'Maybe I better look at the map again...'
'Well, I can think of one good reason to be happy that summer is almost over!'
'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'
SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion
'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'
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"They complain that it's the hottest summer in a hundred years, but I say, No problem-o."
Tags:problem solver, problem solvers, problem solve, problem solving, summertime, summertimes, summer-time, summer time, hot weather, hot conditions, heatwave, heatwaves, heat-wave, heat-waves, temperature, temperatures, weather condition, public nakedness, alternative lifestyle, alternative lifestyles
'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'