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An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park
'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
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"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."
"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
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"Is that the corporate rate?"
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'What gave him this idea?'
"Why don't you just sign for both of us."
"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."
"The sands are not golden."
"Help pay my minibar bill."
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"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."
"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."
"We seem to get just the one channel."
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Hotel Disturb Sign
'$375 a day, and there's no mint under the pillows?'
"I understand the food is only fair and the recreational facilities somewhat limited, but there's a large Amy post nearby."
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"Get me room service."
"We met at the minibar."
"Whatever you do, give the bellboy a good tip."
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"What would you say to doing our divorce at the St. Regis?"
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"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"
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The Location, Location, Location Arms
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'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'