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"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."
'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
Tags:bear, bears, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleeper, sleepers, hibernate, hibernates, hibernation, hibernations, hibernated, alarm, alarms, wake up, wakes up, wake up call, wake up calls, wake-up call, wake-up calls, hotel, hotels, front desk, front desks, tire, tires, tiring, tired, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'What gave him this idea?'
Tags:faux, hotel, hotels, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, faking, fake it, fakes it, faking it, vacation, vacations, vacationing, french, france, road trip, road trips, con, cons, con artist, con artists, false, false front, false fronts, movie set, movie sets, film set, film sets, set, sets, village, villages
"Is that the corporate rate?"
Tags:corporate rate, corporate rates, tax rate, tax rates, corporation, corporations, discount, discounts, discounted, hotel, hotels, hotel stay, hotel stays, lookalike, lookalikes, suit, suits, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, price, prices, concierge, concierges, entitled, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes
"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
"Why don't you just sign for both of us."
"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."
"The sands are not golden."
"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."
Hotel Disturb Sign
'$375 a day, and there's no mint under the pillows?'
"I understand the food is only fair and the recreational facilities somewhat limited, but there's a large Amy post nearby."
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, vacation destination, vacation destination, holiday destination, holiday destinations, travel agent, travel agents, travel plan, travel plans, date, dates, army base, army port, army ports, army, love life, love-life, dating material, hotel, hotels, recommendation, recommendations
"Get me room service."
"We met at the minibar."
"Whatever you do, give the bellboy a good tip."
Tags:hotel, hotels, bellboy, bellboys, door man, door men, doorman, doormen, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, locked up, locked-up, tip, tips, tipping, gratuity, gratuities, imprisoned, imprisonment, warn, warning, warnings, hotel guest, hotel guests, hotel attendant, hotel attendants, hotel staff, customer service
The Location, Location, Location Arms
Tags:real estate, location, good location, urban, urban planning, metropolitan, metropolis, city, city planning, city life, urban life, living, rent, rental, rentals, house hunting, house hunt, realtor, realtors, money, wealth, cliche, play on words, word play, word, words, reference, references, pop, pop culture, hotel, hotels, doorman, door man, prime location
'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'
"Faster! By God, you'll earn that tip yet!"
Tags:bellboy, bellboys, tip, tips, hotel, hotels, posh hotel, posh hotels, expensive hotel, expensive hotels, hospitality, bag cart, bag carts, bag trolley, bag trolley, hospitality industry, take advantage, taking advantage, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, bellhop, bellhops, room service, good service, customer service, rich person, rich people
'What do you mean there's no room for the 'no vacancy' sign?'
Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab
Tags:greek, grecian, greek myth, greek mythology, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, minotaur, minotaurs, creature, mythological creature, hotel, hotels, five star, 5 star, doorman, valet, door man, door-man, doormen, door men, cab, taxi, daedalus, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, escape, way out, escaped, bull
To conserve energy our staff will not respond.
Tags:customer service, hotel, hotels, checkin, checks in, checking in, check-in, check-ins, check-in desk, check-in desks, responsive, response, responses, respond, responds, unresponsive, indifferent, energy conservation, reduce energy, reduces energy, reducing energy, energy reduction, energy reductions, manager, managers, management, green, greening, green energy, saving, savings, clerk, clerks, desk duty, hotel staff
The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!
Tags:detective, detectives, sherlock holmes, sherlock, holmes, watson, dr watson, pillow, pillows, mint, mints, hotel, hotels, vacation, vacations, complimentary, compliment, compliments, magnifying glass, sweet, sweets, magnifyer, pipe, pipes, candy, inspect, inspected, inspector, find, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Oh—and look out for the shark!"