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'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'
"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
"You have reached our 800 number. . . . If you are a preferred account, please dial B-I-G-S-H-O-T now. . . . If you are an ordinary account, dial J-O-E-B-L-O-W now. . . . If you have a service complaint, dial G-E-T-L-O-S-T now."
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How's my walking?
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Workaholic Hotline - 'Come on now, you can do it. Just put down those annual reports and slowly back away...'
A Hot Lion.
'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'
'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'
'It's that guy in India who's going to do your job. He's wondering if you could send your wife over to get acquainted.'
'This is the Suicide Hot-Line... please hold.'
"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."
Tags:single point of contact, spoc, service desk, service desks, helpdesk, help desk, help desks, hotline, hotlines, desktop support, support service, support service officer, support service officers, service levels, customer service, itil, consolidation, consolidate, support, it, consolidating, stress, stressed out, anxiety, work anxiety, responsibility, responsibilities
'For directions, press one. For rescue, press two. To cry wolf, press three...'
"Paranoia Hotline. To hear what people are saying about you, press one. To learn who's tracing this call, press two."
"I'm still getting an echo. Try calling us back again."
'And this driverless model will even call 911 before it crashes."
Tags:driverless, driverless car, driverless cars, driverless technology, driverless technologies, crash, crashes, technophobe, technophobes, early adopter, early adopters, early adoption, car, cars, car buyer, car buyers, car buying, emergency number, emergency numbers, 911, self-driving, emergency hotline, emergency hotlines, hotline, hotlines, car crash, car crashes
"You have reached the Nervous Investor Fund performance hotline. For the average annualized returns for the past ten minutes press '1; for the past half hour press 2; for the past hour press #3."
"There's no hot line for ennui, Harold."
'Thank you for calling. Please hold - on as tight as you can.'
"The customers are hanging up as soon as they're put on hold. Either they're growing more impatient, or I shouldn't have agreed to make them listen to Richard's early Seventies prog-rock recordings."
Tags:music, rock, prog-rock, seventies music, 1970s, customer services, call centers, call centre, call centres, helpline, helplines, hotline, hotlines, musical taste, hold music, impatient, impatience, bad decision, bad decisions, customer service, call center, business, telephone, patience, meetings, data
"This is the loneliest place on earth during Thanksgiving."
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"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"
Tags:s.a.d., seasonal affective disorder, sad, father christmas, helpline, helplines, hotlines, depressed, depression, mental health, mental state, santa, santa claus, santa’s workshop, hotline, suicide hotline, winter depression, winter blues, summer depression, seasonal depression, mood disorder, mental health, depression, moods
'Thank you for call our customer hotline. We are available to serve you 24 hours, but not consecutively.'
"This is the Tech Support Hotline. I must inform you up front that I do not actually know how to use a computer."
'Hello, parental support hotline? I was able to rise up and become super Mom. How do I get back down?'
'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'