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"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"
Tags:collections, credit and collections, payment, payments, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, hound, hounds, hounding, hounded, play on words, wordplay, word play
Grecian urn with three dogs chasing a squirrel.
Tags:urn, urns, greek urn, grecian urn, pottery, greek pottery, dogs, dog, squirrel, squirrels, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunters, hounds, hound, greek vase, grecian vase, ancient greece, greek art, art, escape, escaping, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks, chasing, chase, chases, chasing squirrels, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, greco-roman, greco roman, art history, classical art, classicism
"So much for your idea of having a pet!"
Tags:pet, pets, hell, hellscape, hellscapes, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, prehistory, dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, beast, beasts, hellbeast, hellbeasts, hell beast, hell beasts, hound, hounds, bite, bites, biting, out of control, cave, caves, wild dog, wild dogs, wolf, wolves, threaten, threatens, threatening, unsafe
(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)
Tags:hound, hounds, hound dog, hound dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, interview, interviews, song, songs, lyric, lyrics, singer, singers, music, musician, musicians
'Where's the duck?'
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunted, hunter, hunters, huntsman, huntsmen, duck, ducks, dog, dogs, canine, canines, hound, hounds, bloodhound, bloodhounds, blood hound, blood hounds, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, water, waters, ear, ears, track, tracks, tracking, tracked, tracker, trackers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Hunting Dog Returns With Pizza, Not Duck
Tags:hunt, hunter, hunting, hunts, hunters, hunting dog, dog, dogs, pet, pets, lurcher, lurchers, courser, coursing, terrier, terriers, hound, hounds, pizza, pizzas, game hunting, big game hunting, big game hunter, hunt gone wrong, food, foods, modern, modern life, good boy, duck, ducks, fowl, fowls
Man sleeping in his tent and a little tent for his dog.
'I'm getting cinnamon, brandy nutmeg, a hint of alsation...'
"I assure you, my sweet, I can't think of anyone I would rather have hound me into my grave than you."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hound, nag, annoy, berate, nagging wife, annoying wife, angry, anger, fight, fights, fighting, argue, arguments, argument, arguing, grave, graves, death, dying, stereotype, stereotypes, grow old together, old age, growing old together, love, until death do us part, until death, staying together
'Have you considered Botox?'
You're being sued for false advertising.
"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, hunt, hunts, global positioning system, global positioning systems, gps, sat nav, sat navs, satellite navigation, gadget, gadgets, direction, directions, hunting dog, hunting dogs, hunting hound, hound, hounds, challenge, technological advances, technological advancements, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports
Canine Speed Dating.
"I'm off it for Lent."
Tags:lent, lents, rescue dogs, mountain dog, mountain dogs, saint bernard, st bernard, st. bernard, dog, dogs, rescue dog, rescue dogs, brandies, easter, easters, easter time, easter-time, eastertime, brandies, drinking problem, drinking problems, brandy, snow, avalanche, lost, avalanches, snowing, mountain rescue, mountain rescues, hound, alpine
First Class Pooch
Tags:first class, first-class, dog, dogs, pooch, pooches, hound, hounds, pet, pets, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, airliner, airliners, jet, jets, host, hostess, air host, air hostess, cocktail, cocktails, luxury, luxuries, high society, upper class, upper crust, fine dining, fly, flight, flights, flying
"All he wants to do is chase me around the house!"
Tags:fox, foxes, hound, hounds, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, pet, pets, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counselling, marriage therapy, marriage therapist, marriage therapists, couples counselor, couples counselors, couples counselling, predator, predators, prey, preys
'I roll over and play dead when I don't want to see someone.'
'An indecisive pointer.'
'Want to have a little fun with this? You guys take off and I'll chase you!'
'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'
'Meet my significant other.'
Invasion of Privacy
Tags:privacy, lack of privacy, invasion of privacy, newspaper, newspapers, tabloid, tabloids, celebrity, celebrities, reporting, newspaper reporting, intrusion, intrusive, invasive, empty headedness, empty-headness, headline, headlines, gawking, gawker, gawkers, hound, hounding, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossip mags, gossip mag, magazines, magazine, gossip column, gossip columns, empty headed, empty-headed, apologia, formal written defence, formal written defencess
"If people say something is as clean as a hound's tooth, shouldn't we get a toothpaste commercial?"
"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"