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"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."
"My voices told me to just relax today!"
"I dreamed that I stopped doing your laundry."
"You hear waves crashing, I hear our dishwasher."
"Face it - nothing gets done in an election year."
"I know it's summer, and you'd rather be at the beach. . . but I've got to finish this ironing!"
Tags:iron, ironing, irons, ironing boards, ironer, ironers, house-work, household chore, household chores, beaches, board, boards, surf board, surfboard, surfboards, surf boards, kid, kids, summer, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beaches, seaside, housework, mom, mother, son, surfing, beach, ironing board, summer
Swastika Toilet Brush
Tags:toilet brush, toilet brushes, swastika, swastikas, nazism, bathroom, bathrooms, bathroom cleaner, bathroom cleaners, bathroom cleaning, toilet cleaning, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, housework, house-work, second world war, nazi symbol, nazi symbols, world war two, world war ii
"Why do boring things happen to exciting women?"
"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"
"The microwave is broke. It did warm my food, but it also tossed it around and broke my plate."
Teen Lucid Moment
'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'
Tags:household chore, household chores, housework, houseworks, house-work, chore, chores, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, laziness, lazing, laze, lazes, lazing about, family life, family-life, dyslexia, disability, disabilities, learning, cure, cures, husband, wife, wives, husbandsreal life adventures
'How hard would it be to put your dirty glass in the dishwasher, instead of leaving it on the counter?'
The Prodigal Son Returns To Do His Laundry
Tags:prodigal son, prodigal sons, laundry, laundries, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, housework, house-work, washing day, washing days, wash day, wash days, proverb, proverbs, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, old testament, grownup kid, grownup child, grown-up kids, grown-up child
"The dishes are done. You can come out now."
'Wanna see the coolest snow shovel I've ever bought, Son?'
"I'm running a loose ship."
Tags:housewife, household chore, household chores, house-work, housewives, untidy, untidiness, slob, slobs, slobbery, slobbish, slobbishness, lazy, laziness, tight ship, tight ships, running a tight ship, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, housekeeping, housekeeper, housekeepers, house-keeping, house-keeper, house-keepers
Poor Mr. Tramp struggles hard to keep an immaculate home...
Tags:mother in law, mother-in-law, mothers in law, mothers-in-law, family visit, family visits, housework, household chore, household chores, house-work, house work, chore, chores, husband, husbands, wife, wives, houseproud, house proud, house pride, house-proud, house-pride, tidying up, tidy up, gender role, gender roles, gender stereotype
'This is the first time you've ever noticed my shiny waxed floor.'
"If you get the urge to clean up the house while I'm at work...don't fight it."
"Id like to treat my wife like a princess... but she's always doing housework."
Tags:housework, household chore, household chores, house-work, chore, chores, princess, princesses, royal, royalty, royals, domestic work, domestic, housewife, housewives, house-wife, house-wives, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, unappreciated, chauvinism, chauvinist, chauvinists, chauvinistic
'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'
'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'
'As long as you've got Google maps open, get yourself directions to the laundry room.'