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'Well, they were the low bidders.'
'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'
Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.
'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'
'It's OK, we're letting the lumber age.'
'This early American house has been refurbished with aluminum siding.'
'I don't care if you built it yourself. This place is a fire trap.'
Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.
'Thank heaven's I'm wearing clean underwear.'
'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'
'Looks like housing starts are up.'
'I love doing surprise inspections.'
'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'
Time For This Odd House
'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'
'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'
Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.
'Yes, we do have special handling for dissatisfied customers.'
'I know you want to keep our traditional ways alive, but the old building techniques won't work now that we've retired to the sun belt.'
'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'
'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'
'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'
'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'
'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'
'What do you mean I'm not putting in any sweat equity? I sweat every time you give me a bill.'