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Home Owner's Insurance Adjuster of the Year
"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."
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Burnt Out Dolls' House
Tags:dolls house, dolls houses, dolls' house, dolls' houses, doll's house, doll's houses, fire, fires, house fire, house fires, housefire, housefires, house-fire, house-fires, firefighter, firefighters, putting out a fire, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, kids, kid, childhood, toddler, toddlers, infant, infant, terrible 2s, terrible twos, pyromaniac, pyromaniacs, demented child, demented children
"Hey fellows, this one's open."
"Did you ever want to just start a fire?"
Tags:firefighter, firefighters, fireman, firemen, fire station, fire stations, fire engine, fire engines, fire truck, fire trucks, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, working animal, working animals, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, canine, canines, dalmatian, dalmatians, fire, fires, house fire, house fires, arson, bored, boredom, waiting, on call, firehouse, firehouses
"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"
'Does this mean I don't get my security deposit back?'
'Remember, your fire insurance is only good if your house burns down...melting doesn't count.'
'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'
"Just two more outfits. . .Then I'll jump."
"We must hurry back! The casino is on fire!"
Tags:native american, native americans, indian, indians, smoke, smoke signal, smoke signals, signal, signals, signalling, signalled, fire, fires, house fire, communications, communicate, communicated, reservation, reservations, casino, casinos, cliche, cliches, cultural, cultures, culture, stereotypes, stereotype, cultural stereotype, cultural stereotypes, travel, travelling, ownership, owners, owner, west, western, westerns, wild west, old west, american, america, house fire, domestic fire, stereo type, stereo type, stereo types, stereo typing, stereotyping
"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."
Tags:fire, fires, house fire, house fires, grease fire, grease fires, kitchen, kitchens, stove, stoves, pan, pans, emergency, emergencies, cooking, home cook, home cooks, home cooking, home chef, home chefs, fire extinguisher, fire extinguishers, flame, flames, flaming, too late, gym, gyms, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, man, men, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, stupid
"Maybe we should try visualization, Chief!"
Tags:fire, house fire, house fires, fire, firemen, fireman, firefighter, firefighters, fire engine, fire engines, fire truck, fire trucks, fighting fire, putting out a fire, extinguishing, chief, chiefs, psychology, visualising, visualizing, visualization, visualisation, imagination, imagining, innovation, psychobabble, emergency, emergencies
"Thank God we were only house-sitting."
"Well, you certainly were right about the power of prayer, dear!"
Tags:religion, religious, pray, praying, power of prayer, prayer, prayers, faith, god, belief, belief in god, believer, believers, fire, fires, flame, flames, on fire, house fire, house fires, house, houses, home, homes, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, fleeing, escaping, justice, karma, revenge, retribution, right, correct
'They suspect arson.'
'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'
"Jack! I've told you before...just because I'm your family doctor and you live next door does not mean you can phone me whenever you want! Even if my house is on fire!"
Tags:doctors, patients, family doctor, family doctors, gp, gps, doctor, patient, physician, physicians, healthcare, nuisance, nuisances, nuisance call, nuisance calls, fire, fires, emergency, emergencies, medical advice, family physician, calling at home, house fire, harassment, patient familiarity, doctor-patient relationship
Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.
"...and I suppose you're unaware the house is on fire."
"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."
Tags:fire, fireman, firemen, brigade, service, department, rescue, guests, unwanted, inconvenient, nuisance, firefighters, visitor, visitors, guest, guests, timing, bad timing, poor timing, awkward, awkward timing, house fire, neighbour, neighbours, couple, socialising, socializing, save, saving, firefighter, firefighters, dangerous, social, social life
'I'll be there in a minute! They're on the last hole!'
'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'
'More water? I've got you four glasses tonight. My bedroom's on fire.'
'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'