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"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."
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Burnt Out Dolls' House
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"Did you ever want to just start a fire?"
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"Hey fellows, this one's open."
"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"
'Does this mean I don't get my security deposit back?'
'Remember, your fire insurance is only good if your house burns down...melting doesn't count.'
'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'
"Just two more outfits. . .Then I'll jump."
"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."
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"Maybe we should try visualization, Chief!"
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"Thank God we were only house-sitting."
"Well, you certainly were right about the power of prayer, dear!"
Tags:religion, religious, pray, praying, power of prayer, prayer, prayers, faith, god, belief, belief in god, believer, believers, fire, fires, flame, flames, on fire, house fire, house fires, house, houses, home, homes, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, fleeing, escaping, justice, karma, revenge, retribution, right, correct
'They suspect arson.'
'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'
Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.
"...and I suppose you're unaware the house is on fire."
'Your husband died in a fire accident, madam? Well in that case You'll get a discount...'
'Oh, well... Worse things happen at sea.'
'Bit gusty tonight.'
Relax, the fire has to be outside the house before we consider it an emergency...
Saved by the bell...
'That certainly was a hot night of passion, darling!'
I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...