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"Sorry, we don't have any of that - how about a nice, juicy diet. . . ?"
"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."
Michele Bachmann calls it quits.
'Stephen King has a new horror story out the US budget deficit gets bit it becomes a black hole and swallows up politicians.'
'You don't suppose I could borrow that helmet for a while, do you...?'
"Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum! I smell the blood of a congressman!"
"I'm afraid there's a no-return policy on those...you elected him, you're stuck with him..."
'Don't worry about it - Voters are more afraid of us than we are of them.'
'To escape a trap to raise the debt ceiling the wily house speaker will gnaw of his own leg.'
WELCOME to the halls of Congress...unlawful to talk fear beyond the fear of fear itself.
'The U.S. has so many problems - there is no respect for the government - everyone is divided over everything!'
Approval Rating Throughout History.
An Energy Plan We Can All Support
"Apparently, humans send the worst of themselves to this place called Congress to serve as an example to everyone else on how not to act."
Flip and Flop
"Say, aren't you our congressman?"
After two exhausting weeks in D.C., congress returns home to campaign for the November elections....
"You didn't see much of us last summer because we were busy studying for the mid terms!"
Taxpayers. . . Democrats and Republicans
"Pillaging, rape, and plunder tops this evening's news as Congress returns to session."
Fat congressman eating money like a pig