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Painter gets stuck in the middle of a room
A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.
Man is literary plastered.
'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'
"I'll sue you for copyright infringement."
"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"
Tags:decorating, decorator, decorators, painters, house decorator, house decorators, house painter, house painters, redecorate, redecorates, difficult customer, difficult customers, home improvements, painting, painter, customer service, redecorating, home improvement, renovations, details, customer is always right
"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"
'How many peanut butter sandwiches to paint my house?'
"He's fine, Ma'm."
"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."
Tags:yellow, paint, paints, painting, house painter, house painters, house painting, expectations, expectation, surprise, surprises, surprising, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior decoration, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, fickle, indecisive, indecision, decide, decides, deciding
"When he was 25 years old, Pablo Picasso had a studio in Barcelona, and he painted this door. The bidding begins at 3 million..."
Tags:pablo picasso, artwork, artist, artists, famous artist, famous artists, famous artwork, art history, art historian, art historians, art auction, art auctions, painter, painters, painting, art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections, art gallery, art galleries, house painter, house painters, house painting
Face Painting: $1
"I don't think this is how Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel."
'I know you wanted to finish early, but we are only doing a bathroom in a prefab.'
Painters Without Borders.
'Quick, press control Z!'
Tags:control + z, control+z, control 2, cnrl z, computer key, computer keys, decorator, decorators, decorating, housepainter, house painters, house painter, house painters, house-painter, house-painters, house painting, house-painting, delete button, substitute button, decoration, decorations, d.i.y., do it yourself, home improvement, home improvements, computer jargon
'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'
Painting and decorating
Spiro & Pusho paint a house with the help of a pig.
Tags:spiro, pusho, pig, pigs, house decorator, house decorators, house painter, house painters, house painting, house-painter, house-painters, house-painting, decorator, decorators, decorating, decorate, decorates, painting, painter, painters, d.i.y., do it yourself, diy project, diy projects, surreal, problem solving, problem solver, problem solvers
When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.
"Your talent's wasted here. You could be painting my kitchen."