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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."
"I'd invite you in, but I have a white couch."
A man with a rake on a desert island
"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."
"Love the exposed chessboard."
'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'
'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'
"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."
'Oh Doris!! I just love what you've done with the place!!'
'I'm glad you finally climbed out of the primordial ooze, but did you have to come straight into my living room?'
'A lifetime of Christmases. . . and not one picture of the house when it had its hair combed.'
"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."
'Not now, mother! I'm assembling my sexy wall unit.'
"How am I supposed to redo my landscaping and fight an authoritarian regime?"
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"I apologize for the mess."
Poor Mr. Tramp struggles hard to keep an immaculate home...
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Yes... this breaks up the space nicely.
Hoovering up before firemen go in.
A woman's work is never done.
"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."
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"I've just plumped that cushion!"
"Sorry, but my mum doesn't want me to invite friends over: She's kind of ashamed we live in a pigsty..."
"And this is our media room."
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'And make sure the house is clean before the cleaner arrives.'