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Home Owner's Insurance Adjuster of the Year
"No, this is not the plumber. This is his chauffeur."
'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'
"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"
'I'm sorry, Ma'am, but we don't do bridal showers.'
"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."
'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'
'What do you say, Hubie? You've always liked a challenge.'
'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'
Building repairs at the Gingerbread House.