House Rule Cartoons and Comics

"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."

"If we are going to co-habit, then this is a list of my demands."

"Hat off in the house!"

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"

'If you're planning to move back in here with your mother and me, you'll have to abide by our rules.'

"Rupert, how many times do I have to tell you, do not, I repeat, do not, have balls in my house!"

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

New Rules for the Household

'If we want this relationship to work, we'll have to start communicating. I'll go first - get your feet off the table.'

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"Same old crap. Sure, the couch is golden but you still gotta' stay off it."

Do not fart next to the wallpaper

'If you think that's bad, you should see our bedroom wall!'

'that awful dog knows he's not supposed to be on the sofa!'

'Okay, I promise I won't shout at you, because you're on the couch.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'She doesn't like you smoking indoors, does she?'

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."