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"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."
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'Well, technically, I'm not really ON the couch.'
"If we are going to co-habit, then this is a list of my demands."
'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'
"Hat off in the house!"
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"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"
'He's not supposed to go out.'
'No good reason now drop the crust.'
'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'
'It's tough raising teenagers. We tried tough-love. When that didn't work, we used tough-luck.'
'If you're planning to move back in here with your mother and me, you'll have to abide by our rules.'
"Rupert, how many times do I have to tell you, do not, I repeat, do not, have balls in my house!"
'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'
New Rules for the Household
'If we want this relationship to work, we'll have to start communicating. I'll go first - get your feet off the table.'
"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."
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"Same old crap. Sure, the couch is golden but you still gotta' stay off it."
Do not fart next to the wallpaper
'If you think that's bad, you should see our bedroom wall!'
'that awful dog knows he's not supposed to be on the sofa!'
'Okay, I promise I won't shout at you, because you're on the couch.'
"Baldo, if Smiley is joining us for Thanksgiving dinner, she needs to know the rules."
"Remember...there are two rules in this house. The first rule is that while you live under this roof, you do as I say. The second rule is...there are no other rules!"
"Your dad let you have a cell phone?"
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'It's his latest manifesto, but I'll just keep calm and carry on.'