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"Bad news- that's just for the lawn."
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'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'
'Let's see, you folks need to sell your home before you buy a new one. How about waiting in the lobby for 2 or 3 years.'
'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'
Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.
'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'
"We could easily sell this place—it shows nicely."
For Sale Buy Owner.
We Buy Houses-Sticks & Straw Only
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"These days even button mushrooms are selling at 450k plus..."
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'Next, lot 234; an extremely rare estate agents
"As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet..."
'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'
House for sale - some assembly required.
'After the yard sale and then the garage sale, it was the next logical step.'
'Not had problems with the shared driveway, have we, dear?'
Updated Classic: Bleak House Sales
'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house.. but we can do it for 40 LESS CARBS!'
Home for sale (husband and TV included).
'And the last one's Z for Zachariah but of course if you buy the house I'll be taking all these with me.'
'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'
Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.
Igloo house sales.
Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'