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'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, divot, divots, mound, mounds, hack, hacks, hacked, hacking, hacker, hackers, miss, misses, miss hit, miss hits, rub his nose, error, errors, fault, faults, house train, house trains, house training, train, trains, training, teach a lesson, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"
Tags:dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, puppy training, obedience training, house train, house training, pedigree, pedigrees, dog breed, dog breeds, canine, canines, expensive, expenses, carpet, carpets, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, dilemma, dilemmas, shallow, shallows, first world problem, first world problems, new carpet, new carpets, interior design
"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, house trained, house-trained, house training, toilet trained, toilet training, dog poo, dog poos, dog poop, dog poops, help, blame, blame game, blame games, blame-game, blame-games, waiter, waiters, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, server, servers, caterer, caterers, catering, blaming, blamed, obvious suspect, obvious suspects
"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog poo, dog poos, dog poop, dog poops, obvious suspect, obvious suspects, blame, blamegame, blame game, blame games, scapegoat, scapegoats, party, parties, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, eat out, catering, caterer, caterers, catering service, catering services, bad dog, bad dogs, naughty dog, naughty dogs, house trained, house training, house train
"The dog sent me a text, I think he needs to go out."
"People!...I don't care if this is real news or fake news. It's real newspaper and I'm gonna need it soon!"
"I love what you've done with him."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, home improvements, interior design, interior decoration, training, trained, house training, house trained, women talking about men, love, romance, middle age, middle aged, in love, cocktail party, cocktail parties, long term relationship, long-term relationships
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
"Your present is under the tree."
"That's the trouble with pets. They're so destructive."
Tags:destructive behaviour, destructive behavior, destructive, destructiveness, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, canine, canines, dog training, house trained, house training, house-trained, dog trainer, dog trainers, acting out, acted out, family pet, family pets
'Leaving a stain isn't the same as leaving a mark, Axel.'
'...You're retired, I'm retired.'
"Try to look housebroken."
"Why, you little Shih Tzu."
Tags:pets, pet, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog trainer, dog trainers, chrysanthemum dog, toy dog, toy dogs, rude name, rude names, shih tzu, dogs, dog breeds, toy dog breeds, house pets, house dogs, unruly pets, undisciplined pets, pet discipline, dog training, house training dogs, house training
'Everybody passed the 'housebroken' test except for Rover.'
"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."
Tags:age gap, age gaps, age-gap, age-gaps, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, canine, canines, house training, house trained, house-training, house-trained, date, dates, older woman, toy boy, toy boys, older women, dating opportunity, house broken, house-broken, dating opportunities, obedience training, dog training
'Spot, you know you're not allowed on the couch, now get down!'
'Hey, man, your dog left a present for you.'
Glad your home,
'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'
'He's not that smart - I've beaten him three out of the last four games.'
'They feed me and they let me in and out, but those are the only two tricks they know.'
Free rug cleaning with each puppy.
'I used to work at home, but my owners didn't like me doing my business in the house.'
"I think I need to use the lamp post."