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"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."
Leaves form the words 'Sweep me!'
"You hear waves crashing, I hear our dishwasher."
"Since he lost his job I try to keep him busy around the house."
'Your house is made of cheese. You don't smell that?'
I give up. What is it?
'There's nothing wrong with my arm - I wear it to get out of washing the dishes!'
'No contract, no work.'
'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'
"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"
".. I'm a viking! I'm supposed to leave rings on the table."
"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning lady, cleaning ladies, homemaker, homemakers, housework, house work, chore, chores, accident, accidents, accidental, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, hazard, hazards, hazardous condition, hazardous conditions, inattentive, look away, looks away, trouble
'We already have a helper monkey for that.'
'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'
'I've asked you not to call me here, Arthur...The dust pan is in the cabinet next to the refrigerator...'
"Get the pliers yourself."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, unhelpful, collapse, wire, wire sculpture, wire sculptures, house work, household chores, household chore, pliers, lazy, laziness, desperate, desperation, helpless, helplessness, depression, depressed, depressive, depressives, unsympathetic
'We're finally part of the world wide cobweb.'
'I'm a self-starter unfortunately I'm also a self-finisher.'
'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'
'Dealing with the snow would be a lot easier if you organized it like a business, Joe...It's just a matter of employing time management and utilizing readily available green technology.'
'You know you're having a bad day when you put the dirty clothes to bed and the kids in the hamper.'
'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'
'I knew I should have married Peter Polyestertail!'
'I don't know why I didn't hink of this years ago.'
Trimming the Hedge
Tags:garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, hedge, hedges, cutting the hedge, trimming the hedge, clipping the hedge, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, free time, spare time, overthink, overthinking, overthinker, overthinkers, regret, regrets, regretting, snow, shovel, shovelling, shovelling snow, house work, anticipate, anticipation, life choices, life choice, modern life, bed decision, bad decisions