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"Oh, God, am I housebroken."
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"Don't come crying to me when you're no longer cute and still not housebroken."
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"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."
'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'
"Herbert! Do you have to do that in every property we view...?"
"'Are you housebroken?' that was, I believe, the very first question in your interview."
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"I'd invite you in, but my crap is all over the place."
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"Yeah you do that, you dig under the fence. The world is just waiting for another untrainable pup."
"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."
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"Company? My God, I'd wet the floor too."
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"O.K., I messed up. He didn't have to rub my nose in it."
"Try to look housebroken."
'Everybody passed the 'housebroken' test except for Rover.'
A dog hides under the rug after pooping on the floor.
"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"
'Those are my grandma's. She's not housebroken yet.'
'Is he house-broken?'
Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.
'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'
'It would never work, Shep - I'm housebroken, you're not.'
'I taught him that being housebroken is not so bad.'
'Spencer, your résumé states you're housebroken. Mind telling me why I see newspapers on your cubicle floor?'
'I finally got him papyrus trained.'
'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'