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"We've got litter boxes, people have toilets - but they get the whole world."
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"Hey, let's do lunch."
Tags:death, food, dining, predator, predators, prey, prey animal, prey animals, cat, cats, feline, felines, canary, canaries, let's do lunch, go out to lunch, going out to lunch, lunch date, lunch dates, ulterior motive, ulterior motives, nefarious, kill, kills, killer, killers, killing, bird, birds, housecat, housecats, house cat, house cats, mankoff
"I love how science fiction movies feature these hi-tech laser pointers."
'You guys, we got it all wrong! It's supposed to be when the cat's away, the mice will play!'
House cats touring the African safari.
"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"
Tags:cat, cats, pet, pets, life of, animals, talking animals, night, night sky, sky, skies, space, outer space, in space, the moon, moon, full moon, on the moon, climbing, climb, climbs, visual gag, visual joke, medium, visual medium, domestic, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, housecat, house cat, housecats, house cats
'If I could get outside I'd climb that, and that. Ooo! And definitely that!'
"This should put to rest any questions about my opponent's outsider status."
House cat scratching everything but scratching post.
A cat and rabbit race down a ski slope.
The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.
'Can't play fella, I'm a career cat now...someone has to chew the mail and watch that bird...and that pen ain't gonna fall on the floor on its own!'
"There's a big world out there I know nothing about. And with any luck, I never will."
Tags:safety, security, big wide world, feline, felines, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, spoiled pet, spoiled pets, spoiled cat, spoiled cats, cat nap, cat naps, cat-nap, cat-naps, house cat, house cats, housecat, housecats, house-cat, house-cats, life experience, life experiences
'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'
'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'
'The common house cat in its typical lurking position.'
'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'
Tags:poodle, poodles, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, feline, felines, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, housing market, housing markets, property market, property markets, upgrade, upgrading, garden, gardens, housecat, house cat, house cats, pet cat, pet cats, family pet, family pets, family cat, family cats, family dog, family dogs
'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'
'It's a work in progress of course.'
'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'
'Mom! Barry is not playing with his food before he eats it.'
Umbrella, pooper-scooper, bag...he really knows how to pick his best friends!'
'I hate it when I'm on her lap, and she has a leg cramp!'
"Jones! You're sleeping on the job! Again!"
Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?