Housed Cartoons and Comics

"Of course he's home. He's a snail."

"I hate when they nest in my crotch."

Headlice look for living hair space,

'If you blow our house down, we'll give you the Swine Flu!'

For sale: guess what's wrong with it and get $15,000 off.

'We need clean water for housing.'

'Please help, Sir. I'm trying to avoid fore closure on my box.'

For Sale: Handyman's Delight For The 21st Century.

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

'Oh, go milk yourself!'

'We lived in a shoe until the landlord gave us the boot.'

'We spoil that dog.'

"We have to keep it very hot in here - it's for the houseplant."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Hopefully, this way, he won't be found: We'll have all the attention and the house to ourselves...