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'It's our 25th anniversary. Love may last forever but appliances do not.'
"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."
Door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman sees sign on door of house stating: Beware of Wife.
"It's a text from my microwave...leftovers for dinner again tonight."
Intelligent Technology - blessing or curse?
"I'd like my vacuum cleaner
Thinking the steam iron, food mixer and cook books are the Gucci bag, ugg boots and Vivienne Westwood dress you've always wanted!!
Bought one last year. Biggest mistake we ever made. He keeps putting the milk back upside down.
'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'
Yeah, my mom calls him 'Son-In-Law'. I call him 'Household Appliance'.
"Yup...sexbots are here to stay..."