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You Must Be This Tall - To Have An Opinion
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'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'
"Not until you've arranged your pillows."
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"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"
"Welcome! Feel free to sit on the furniture!"
'If you're planning to move back in here with your mother and me, you'll have to abide by our rules.'
'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'
New Rules for the Household
"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."
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"Same old crap. Sure, the couch is golden but you still gotta' stay off it."
Do not fart next to the wallpaper
'What do you think will happen to you if you got on the couch?'
'As long as you live under my butt, you'll obey my rules!'
'If you think that's bad, you should see our bedroom wall!'
'How am I supposed to express my innermost feelings if you won't let me on the couch.'
"That's all very disconcerting, but at least you're allowed on the couch."
"We broke our promise to not talk politics around the house, so we sold the house."
"He's done amazingly well, considering he was raised by dogs, but I still don't allow him on the furniture."
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"Yeah, I got the 'you can't go in the house' routine too! It lasted less than a week!"
"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."
"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"